collegehumor:

Cat Tries to Jump Off Toilet
Hey, you only live eight more times.

collegehumor:

Cat Tries to Jump Off Toilet

Hey, you only live eight more times.

(Source: reddit.com)

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alpacalypse
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alpacalypse:

MY DAD IS REALLY PISSED OFF WITH ME BECAUSE I KEEP CHANGING EVERYTHING (HIS DESKTOP BACKGROUND, ACCOUNT PICTURE, IPAD BACKGROUND, ETC) TO THIS

I NOW HAVE HIS PHONE. GUESS WHAT I’M CHANGING THE BACKGROUND TO.

he’s put passwords on all of his devices so ive just left this on his desk

(via geoduuuuude)

Need to clear my mind.

I think I need a vacation from life. I feel like going somewhere where no one knows me and no one I know can contact me. Just for a little bit. That would be nice.

(Source: randomweas, via geoduuuuude)

Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.

Susan Cain, Quiet: The Power of Introverts (via simply-quotes)

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collegehumor:

Portal Pumpkin
Looks like Aperture Lab is getting festive this year.

collegehumor:

Portal Pumpkin

Looks like Aperture Lab is getting festive this year.

(Source: reddit.com)

thefuuuucomics:

F**k I’m blind!

thefuuuucomics:

F**k I’m blind!